16 November 2006
Level-headed
New Rule: There's just something about a crew cut that says, "You can trust me." This is Montana's new senator, Jon Tester. I don't know much about him. And I don't need to. His hair says it all. "I'm friendly, I'm dependable, I'm literally level-headed." If hair could smile, it would look like this. And most importantly, it's hair that says, "You will never ever, ever, ever find me snorting meth with a gay hooker."
---Bill Maher ¶ 9:46 AM
New Rule: There's just something about a crew cut that says, "You can trust me." This is Montana's new senator, Jon Tester. I don't know much about him. And I don't need to. His hair says it all. "I'm friendly, I'm dependable, I'm literally level-headed." If hair could smile, it would look like this. And most importantly, it's hair that says, "You will never ever, ever, ever find me snorting meth with a gay hooker."
---Bill Maher ¶ 9:46 AM
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Then you don't want to see MY hair!!!
I like it when you talk fresh like this.
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I like it when you talk fresh like this.
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