cicero jones: More posts soon

22 October 2006

More posts soon

A busy week at work, in combination with the Mets tragic loss, have led to the silence here. We'll be back soon, with more witty, thought-provoking goodness. In the meantime, I'll leave you with the latest lists from McSweeneys:

Creationist Astronomers Polled Regarding Pluto's Status:

Light hung by God from celestial canopy: 49%

Hole cut into celestial canopy, revealing God's light from behind: 51%

As you can see, it's tight.

And then:

Businesses That Failed to Duplicate the Success of "I Can't Believe It's Yogurt."

You Have the Audacity to Call This Yogurt?

Bullshit, Dude, That's Not Yogurt

I'm Not Prepared to Call This Yogurt

I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Yogurt!

You're Fucking Kidding Me. This Is Yogurt?

Liar! It's Not Yogurt. It Can't Be

Your Conscience Should Dictate That You Admit This Isn't Yogurt

This Isn't Yogurt, Is It? Wait, It Is? Forget It, Then

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Comments:

this is hilarious!

# posted by

Anonymous : Sunday, October 22, 2006 3:42:00 PM

I think I vote for "Light hung by God from celestial canopy". Does that make it 51% now? There can't be more than 50 Creationist Astronomers, can there?

Also, I tried to take my lactose-intolerant 6 year old niece to "You're Fucking Kidding Me. This Is Yogurt?" and she punched me in the face and stepped on my foot, then proceeded to barf on my pants. God I love that kid...

# posted by

Anonymous : Monday, October 23, 2006 11:26:00 AM