"Did you have trouble at the airport this week? I had to throw away all my make-up. They said it's because of this terrorist plot they foiled over in England. I believe it's an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the big cosmetics industry. Maybe it's not terrorism. Maybe it's Maybelline."
---Jimmy Kimmel
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"According to reports, Fidel Castro is alert and being briefed. And I'm thinking, why didn't we get a president like that?"
---Letterman

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