28 July 2006
You Heard it Here First
¶ 3:47 PM 
Floyd speaks:
Tour de France champion Floyd Landis said today that the unusually high levels of testosterone found by a recent drug test are the result of the naturally high levels of the steroid that are found in his body .
"This is not a doping case [but] a natural occurrence," the American cyclist insisted at a hastily arranged news conference in Madrid.
And the war against manliness continues. I urge you to do all you can within your local community to fight back.
