17 July 2006
Bush's Plan for Mideast Peace
Our beloved President didn't even realize his mic was on at yesterday's G-8 lunch in Russia. However, lucky for us, it was, as we now know his 18 point plan for bringing peace to the region:
Man, this President gig sounds pretty sweet, I think I could handle that...though the multitasking might be tough (chewing and proposing a peace plan at the same time, I mean).
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"What they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over," Bush says with his mouth full as he buttered a piece of bread.
Man, this President gig sounds pretty sweet, I think I could handle that...though the multitasking might be tough (chewing and proposing a peace plan at the same time, I mean).
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