cicero jones
30 December 2005
  DuneParty 06
Be nice to your flight crew, or they might change your vacation plans:

A drunken holidaymaker has been dumped on a desert island after launching a foul-mouthed tirade at the crew of a passenger jet.

The unwilling Robinson Crusoe will only be able to leave Porto Santo, a tiny patch of land off the North African coast, if he books a two-and-a-half hour ferry trip to Madeira. He will then have to book a flight to his intended destination, Tenerife, or return to Britain.

[snip] 

His New Year home is a mere 10 miles long by three miles wide with a population of 4,000. There is little entertainment apart from walking on the sand dunes.

 
  CYHSY does NYT
Read the article here.
 
In a side note, it is absurd what ticket prices for tomorrow night's show are at.  I paid 25 plus 7 dollars of fees for each ticket I have.  People are selling them on craigslist for up to 125 each!  I sold one yesterday for 50.  Does that make me a nice person, or a dumb one?
 
28 December 2005
  Victory
Congrats, TWU:

Mr. Toussaint, whose back appeared to be against the wall last week, can boast of a tentative 37-month contract that meets most of his goals, including raises above the inflation rate and no concessions on pensions. Indeed, several fiscal and labor experts said yesterday that Mr. Toussaint and his union appeared to have bested the transportation authority in their contract dispute. [snip]

...(I)f there is a real winner in the walkout that hobbled the city at the height of the holiday season, it is the workers who went out on strike, and their leader.

"It's a good contract for the union in that it does keep in place, for the most part, benefits that are extremely favorable to them," said Steven Malanga, a senior fellow with the Manhattan Institute, a conservative research organization, who called last week for firing the strikers. "For them, you can say this is a great deal."

If even the Manhattan Institute is calling this one for the TWU, then you know they won.

 
  Dating and Craigslist
Nicole Criona did an interesting study on personal ads and craigslist.  My favorite anecdote:
 
One guy told me he was health conscious but sent me a picture of himself eating a huge plate of pancakes slathered in butter and syrup, with hash browns and sausage. He also said, "..and nice. not a freak so much."
 
(via Daily Kos)
 
 
 
26 December 2005
  I hope that they invited O'Reilly to the party
This is awesome, exactly what I mean when I say maximize your celebrations:

This year the Hanukkah menorah competes for mantel space with a pair of Christmas stockings and swag. Overhanging the Christmas tree in the crowded living room is a metallic ribbon of glittery dreidels and Jewish stars. A Kwanzaa kinara, a candelabra, is wedged into the front window.

''Welcome to Chrismahanukwanzakah," said David Balsom, whose blended family has celebrated Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa since he and his wife, Tasha, adopted their two children, both black, who are now teenagers.

 
 
 
  World Baseball Classic
9 things you need to know.
 
25 December 2005
  Merry Christmas
Today is the one day (ok, maybe yesterday too) during which a good, hearty "Merry Christmas" really gets the job done.  So, "Merry Christmas" to all.  Though I plan to celebrate the remainder of the holiday season to the max.
 
23 December 2005
  Xmas moozik
Fluxblog has posted a holiday tune worth checking out:
 
Pledge Drive (featuring One Of Each) "Christmas Rhapsody" - It wouldn't be Christmastime on Fluxblog without breaking out this old chestnut! This Christmas themed adaptation of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" goes a step beyond parody - it's amazingly faithful to the original recording, and performed with a straight faced earnestness and professionalism that is both admirable and totally bonkers.
 
It's good, if weird.
 
 
22 December 2005
  Strike over...
Or so it appears .
 
  Pensions
Some thoughts on pensions:
 
From NY Times:

Gene Russianoff, of the Straphangers Campaign, a riders' advocacy organization that is part of the New York Public Interest Research Group, said that he was encouraged by Mr. Toussaint's statement.

"It seemed to point a possible way out of the terrible tragedy that we are all going through," Mr. Russianoff said in a statement. "Why have the thorny issue of pensions pressed amid the heat and passion of a strike?" He said, "A forum of all the stakeholders to debate the issue of pension reform makes sense, rather than singling out one union that happens to be on the political outs with the mayor and governor."

PaulVA at DailyKos:

If anything, every single one of us without an interest in the strike in New York should be supporting these workers whole-heartedly.  Who else has gone and sacrificed two days pay for every day they strike so that they DON'T pass on the cost of their benefits to younger workers?  

Or take it this way, when has anyone NOT thought twice about passing on the cost of their tax cuts to future taxpayers who are going to pay the bill?  What is the difference?

I think this is totally on the mark.  The question of pensions for city workers should be negotiated by the city with all applicable unions.  A consistent policy, one that is both fiscally AND socially responsible, should be applied to all municipal workers.  Additionally, the rights of future workers should be at the heart of these negotiations. 
 
And some more (let's see what Bloomberg is doing for garment industry workers and busboys a few months from now)...
 
Bloomberg quote:

Mayor Bloomberg, too, raised the question of whom the strike is hurting.

"Roger Toussaint and the board have sought to portray the strike as a fight for working people," he said at a news conference. "That argument doesn't hold any water. Working people are the ones that are being hurt. Busboys are getting hurt, garment industry workers are getting hurt, owners of mom-and-pop businesses are being hurt."

PaulVA at DailyKos:
 
For standing up for younger workers, this is what these striking workers face.  They are called "goons" and "thugs" and "greedy" by billionaires.  The other working people who are most affected by this strike and who have to walk miles to work are now being eulogized by the same people who continue to refuse giving them a raise in the minimum wage.  
 
 
21 December 2005
  Laughing in the face of the strike
Check out "Which of the Following Did I Ride to Work Today" from Yeti Don't Dance (funny stuff).
 
  Response/update on the strike
In reponse to what I wrote earlier, Chosun offers this (in the comments):

A friend of mine who is on the front lines (he's a train conductor) said that he knows a lot of people who are crossing the line and going back to work today. Apparently there's a pretty big backlash against the union going on, and a lot of these workers with families cannot afford to be fined 2 day's pay for every day that they work. In fact, my friend is thinking of crossing as well because he doesn't think the Union's actions are fair to the general people of NYC. Personally, I think it's good to fight for what you believe in, however from everything I'm hearing and reading, it seems that the TWU was offered a very fair contract in the end, which they still rejected.
 
Certainly, the fine is designed to make it virtually impossible for these workers to strike, and I don't blame them for thinking of crossing the picket lines for it.  However, this is a great illustration of how the system works and why it makes any true resistance near impossible.  And yeah, the TWU was offered a decent contract in the end, but if we're talking about workers needing to get paid just to survive (the rational for crossing the lines) then forcing them to put 6% of their savings into their pension, while a wise long-term decision, will only exacerbate their short-term situations.  Especially when their raises barely keep up with inflation (3.5% a year is the highest that has been on the table so far).
 
 
  The shock of the enlightened "thug"
In an age where Labor has seen its political power melt away to the margins, most of us waiting for the strike assumed the TWU would take the ball into the red zone but then settle for a field goal.  For those not football-inclined, I mean most of us thought they wouldn't strike.  But they did.  The shock, the horror!  Illegal strikers!  Breaking the law in an age of terrorism!  Who does that?  Writing in the Daily News, Juan Gonzalez makes a good point:
 
All across this city, workers who have no pensions and who must pay huge premiums for health insurance hear about transit workers fighting to preserve pensions at 55 and employer-paid health insurance. They fall prey to the Bloomberg line of "greedy workers."

Have the rest of us been beaten down, exploited and abused for so long by our own employers that we will allow transit workers who dare to defend their standard of living to be painted as thugs?

To hear Bloomberg talk, the Taylor Law came down with the Ten Commandments - and wasn't a modern concoction by politicians to curb the power and influence of our city's municipal unions.

Yeah, getting around this town without the subway sucks.  Yeah, a lot of those guys are paid quite a bit better than your average subway rider might assume.  But if their profession is so integral to our city that not performing it is illegal, surely these workers deserve the best contract that the MTA can offer.  And that contract has not been offered to them.
 
Arbitration and other "non-violent" resolution aside, the system is built so that only by crossing the line and pulling the trigger on their "nuclear" option can the TWU show that they know what they deserve and they will not do the job for anything less.  Personally, I would like to think that the people who service, maintain, and drive these trains and buses every hour of every year are happy with their jobs and their pay.  I would like to think that the conductor who is supposed to be on the look out for a suspicious suitcase, rogue baby carriage, or anything else that is Al Qaeda's Next Big Thing, is indeed looking out and not slacking off. 
 
Sure, better pay and benefits do not ensure one does a good job.  But there are very strong correlations between financially stable, healthy, valued employees and good work.  Not only should be remember that as our metrocards gather dust in our wallets, but also as we form our opinions of our own work situations and lives.
 
Workers of the World, Unite!

 
 
  RSS feed
For those wishing to subscribe to this page via an RSS feed, this is the link:
 
http://cicerojones.blogspot.com/atom.xml
 
RSS is a great thing and I suggest everyone look into it.  Find out more about it here.  To find out even more and to start using RSS, click here.  To see Microsoft's newish beta browser-based reader, go to start.com/3 (there are versions 1 and 2 also, but stick with 3). 
 
For those who didn't click any of the above three links and are still reading, wondering what RSS is, simply put: a way to monitor different websites and other news sources via individual feeds.  A "push" source that gives you information when the information is there and fits within parameters you've previously defined, as opposed to a "pull" source ( e.g. you looking through washingtonpost.com for interesting stories). 
 
  Framing the Holidays
I have not had much time to write for leisure lately, and I apologize to my loyal reader(s).  However, something has been on my mind.  I've caught bits and pieces of the "Happy Holidays" bashing by those who feel it cheapens their "Merry Christmas" in some way.  I could probably link to a million different articles on this, but I'm sure you have heard it just like I have. 
 
I prefer "Happy Holidays" to "Merry Christmas."  This is not because I oppose the spiritual imperialism of Christianity in this country (which I do, but that's neither here nor there).  No, the reason that I want to wish everyone Happy Holidays is specifically because it maximizes the celebratory time period.  Indeed, holidays plural is the key.  Merry Christmas gets you one day.  Happy Holidays, on the other hand, has a launch date of the third Thursday in November and lasts well through January 1.  As I write this, I am smack dab in the middle of the holidays and it feels great.  I am still celebrating Thanksgiving, technically, and also celebrating Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, St. Nick's day, the Saturnalia, and maybe even Ramadan. 
 
In fact, I think Congress ought to expand the holidays: Halloween on October 31 is a nice start date, and gives you the November 1 Day of the Dead (big in Mexico, but moving to the US via Corona).  It would be tough to expand beyond January 1, but I know what makes sense for the final day: The Bowl Championship Series National Championship Game, this year falling on January 4.  As I realize change starts with the individual, in 2006 expect to start hearing Happy Holidays from me in late October. 
 
So there you go, O'Reilly, have your Merry Christmas, and have fun working again on December 26.  I will still be on vacation.  In search of some Happy Holidays.
 
(Haha, you can tell I have been reading tons of those damn airplane in-flight magazines.  Look at that last sentence.  That is so in-flight-magazine-ishly cliche). 
 
13 December 2005
  NFL Playoff Scenarios
from ESPN. I think the Colts will make the playoffs, though you never know in this crazy league. 
 
12 December 2005
  What does it take...
to find a good bloody mary in this town?  Gothamist answers the oft-asked question about the essential get-your-day-started-right concoction.
 
09 December 2005
  Group of Death
Well, at least it will be well-contested:
 
GROUP E
Italy
Ghana
USA
Czech Republic
 
(bbc sport)
 
For those not in the know, each team in each group plays one another once in the opening round.  Top two teams in each group advance to the elimination round.
 
And as for my friends in T&T?  An uphill road, to say the least:
 
GROUP B
England
Paraguay
Trinidad & Tobago
Sweden
 
  Tell Joe
Tell Joe Lieberman what you think of his support of Bushie here.
 
  Arrested development
DG, our aviation man, chimes in with this bit on runway safety:
After seeing yesterday's crash of a Southwest Airlines 737, I think it's time for the FAA to step in and require airports in residential areas to install arrestor systems on their runways. This should also be the case for airports like LaGuardia and Kennedy that are partially surrounded by water. Chicago-Midway Airport is completely surrounded by dense urban neighborhoods, and has very short runways designed for turboprop aircraft. The most practical arrestor system is a substrate made of cellular cement that sits on the end of a runway. It has proven effective in stopping a jet going as fast as 85mph. The EMAS system proved it's reliability when it successfully stopped a Polar Air 747 in January at JFK from careening off the runway. Their was minimal damage to the a/c and no injuries in the incident. Yesterday could have been much worse and I'd like to see the FAA do something worthwhile about this problem. Here is some more info on the system.

UPDATE: DG points is to this picture of Midway Airport from above -- you can really tell how close the residential areas are to the runways.
 
08 December 2005
  Watch it
More on this later.  D-day (Draw Day) is here.  Oh Higher Being, please do not put us in Brazil's group.  Please.  Please.
 
Friday, December 9:
        2006 FIFA WORLD CUP FINAL DRAW
        Univision (Live)
        2:30 p.m. ET 
        ESPN2 (Live)
        3:00 p.m. ET
 
07 December 2005
  Vote Weicker!
I used to like Joe Lieberman, really I did.  I was a little iffy on his condemnation of Clinton, but I was pumped when Gore picked him in 2000 -- he was my home state senator, a Democrat, a good Jewish guy from Stamford.  But those video game hearings, leading the charge on Iraq, and then, of course, that kiss, have soured me quite a bit.  In fact, I don't want the guy in the Senate, or anywhere else where he can influence or create public policy anymore.  He's up for reelection in 2006 and, as he's quite popular in Connecticut, it doesn't look like much of a contest.  I wouldn't want a Republican to replace him, and I don't think many Democrats want to challenge him in the primary, so all hope is lost, right?  Well not quite. 
 
Enter Lowell P. Weicker, former maverick Republican senator who Lieberman bumped off in '88, and who went on to win the governorship of CT in as an Independent (or more precisely, a member of A Connecticut Party, also a secondary home on the ballot to Rosa DeLauro, one of the all-time greats).  Is he interested?  Well, maybe not entirely, but he's certainly thinking about it, and lots of people are pushing him, as noted by the Hartford Courant.  I want him to run.  This sums it up quite well:
 
If he ran, Weicker said, his campaign against Lieberman would revolve around a single issue: Lieberman's support for invading Iraq and remaining there, a decision that has cost the U.S. 2,100 war dead and damaged the nation's credibility around the world.

"I disagree 100 percent with the position he's taken on this war. It mirrors that of the president, and obviously I disagree with the president," Weicker said.
 
Bush and Lieberman are one in the same on the most important issue facing our country today.  Bush is a disgraced shadow of a president.  To support him in his tragic war is treason. 
 
Vote Weicker. 
 
 
06 December 2005
  Kevo Gets a Response
Back in October, Kevo gave us a look into the teachers' union with this post. Now reader Sarah, who is apparently also a teacher, has responded with a comment to that post, which I will post here so more people can read it:

Kevo:You're right -- there does need to be someone protecting our rights against those who might want to undermine them. But don't you think the UFT has gone a little too far away from the spirit of the teaching profession? First and foremost, teachers need to have their kids' best interests in mind. The union only has its own best interests in mind. Think about it: they battle over a small pay increase, a little more professional development, a lot more autonomy in decorating our fucking bulletin boards, but when was the last time they did fact-finding on the curriculum we are being forced to teach, not knowing if it's effective or not? When was the last time you heard about a union rep helping you figure out what was wrong with your student who messes up your lessons, rather than pulling out the UFT handbook and asking whether or not the administration is doing enough to keep you safe from him? Yes, we need protection, but we also need a union that shares our beliefs and our desires, that truly cares about why we're doing this work, not just that it's work and that we're supposed to get paid. I mean, really, how many teachers do you know would put money in the top five reasons why they're still doing this? Not many, I'll tell you. Maybe the union needs to rethink their priorities and align them a little more with ours.
# posted by Sarah : Monday, December 05, 2005 11:45:06 PM

Any more comments? Kevo?
 
05 December 2005
  Kon-Fabulous
Reader DG with the following advice (very cool stuff, I might add):

I just want to pass along a really cool computer program I came across. It is called Konfabulator and is a Java program that runs in the background. In a sense it is a reader of small programs called "widgets." There are hundreds of widgets that users can choose to add to their desktop --anything from stock tickers to weather stations to computer performance monitors. Best of all, they are small unobtrusive programs that can also be neatly blended into the desktop. Many people are saying this program is similar to the way the next generation of operating systems will feel. Hope you enjoy. Download the program here.

I suggest you get these widgets once you have the program:
Mini-weather
Digital Atomic Clock
 
03 December 2005
  Put this on my Xmas list
The Ipod Zepto.  Amazing.
 
  Risky bidness
Triple Canopy (US Mercenary firm in Iraq) is back in the news.
 
02 December 2005
  Stay the course
Ok, so I am working from home today, with ESPN on (the fact that they don't televise ESPN in the office is one of the main reasons I prefer to work at home), and Sean Salisbury just made an interesting comment on NFL Live. He was talking about the Minnesota Vikings, whose season was not looking so good until a few weeks ago (if you're unfamiliar, start with this). Plenty of people were calling for the head of coach Mike Tice. But Salisbury's point was that it was actually Tice who got the team through the mess, and into a position where they could even make the playoffs. So how did he describe Tice's plan to get back on track and turn things around?

"Mike Tice stayed the course, when the going got tough, he stayed the course."

Wow, if Mike Tice keeps staying the course like this, these guys should go all the way to the Super Bowl. I gotta admit, I mocked Bushie's Strategy for Victory, but it looks like it's a recipe for success. I just didn't understand that to stay the course, you really have to STAAAAAAAY the course. For a real long time.

I am so happy I heard this, this is gonna work great for me at work, I can just imagine sharing these realizations with my boss:

BOSS:"Well, Cicero, you're really not doing what I asked you to do. In fact, your work is garbage. It doesn't have one, single redeemable quality. Shape up or you're gone."

ME: "Boss, you don't understand, I realize we've had some setbacks, but this is no time to cut and run. Just like W and Tice, we must stay the course. This is not an easy time in the history of this company, boss. But difficult times call for resolute action. And for that reason, I'm going to stay the course, lest all my previous work be have done in vain."

BOSS:"Pack up your stuff and get the hell out of here, Cicero."

Oh, and I personally think the Vikings have no shot in hell this year.